"I have," said Mr. Dooley, polishin' a glass that didn't need it. "He says it's costin' th' counthry billions iv dollars to keep th' shops closed. He said it on th' nineteenth iv June, which if ye don't know th' history iv it, Hennessy, is th' day they cillybrate th' end iv slavery in this counthry. Th' man has a gift f'r timin' that I niver seen ekalled outside iv a vaudeville house."

"Well, sir," said Mr. Dooley, setting down a glass and taking up a rag for no particular reason except that a man likes to have somethin' in his hands when he's about to say somethin' important, "th' United Nations has voted to fix th' map iv th' wurruld, an' this counthry has voted against it."